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                    笑話:順拐

                  1. 作者:五毒三戒
                  2. 來源: ?
                  3. 發表于02-02?
                  4. 被閱讀573
                  5. 以前軍訓時,有個同學走路順拐(他還是個班長,人好,成績更好),教練挺郁悶,叫出來單練。說:“邁左腿擺右臂,邁右腿擺左臂,腿和胳膊反著的,明白沒?”“明白了!”我那同學緊張的發抖,汗水幾乎迷了眼睛。可一走起來就又順拐了。

                    最后沒辦法,繼續單練,說,來做個分解動作看看:邁左腿,好!擺右臂,咦?這下問題出來了,我同學確實也擺右臂了,只不過他是向后擺的。我們當然是哄堂大笑,那同學更尷尬的不知所措,教練就哭笑不得的問,你為啥要往后擺呢?

                    當時是用示范動作強行矯正了,但是那一幕,和這一問,多年來一直縈繞在我身邊。“邁左腿擺右臂,邁右腿擺左臂,腿和胳膊要反著”,跟據這個要領,我那同學并沒有做錯,當然教練也沒有說錯,因為再加一句“胳膊要往前擺”也挺多余,而且就這樣講了,也保不準有同學只往前擺不往后甩,前擺一回中一前擺一回中,那么是不是還要再加一句什么話去避免?啰哩巴嗦多了教練都成個婆娘了。可是我們在實際生活中,又有多少能意識到自己正在另一條路上玩順拐,并且抵觸和聲討著唐僧念經般的說教?“你早說我不就明白了么。”呵呵。啥口訣都一樣,該順拐的照樣順拐,真去順拐的也沒幾個,砸掉口訣不練,只會各自亂晃,永遠也沒個隊型,而己。圖片來自于網絡

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